the longest pause you will ever experience in your life is the one that follows asking the question [will you marry me?] but if you’re lucky she might answer with the greatest words in the english language…
I knew I could have talked to my friends. But, it’s just, I already knew exactly how they would all react.
Kids, your Aunt Robin never became a pole vaulter, but she did become a famous journalist, a successful business woman, a world traveler…but there’s one thing your Aunt Robin never was - she was never alone
Ignore Ted, and just look at Marshall having a cakegasm in the background.
Reminds me of me.
From the following reality shows, in order: The Weakest Link, Survivor, Top Chef, Work of Art, Flavor of Love, Beauty and the Geek, Joe Millionaire, Rock of Love, Chopped, Big Brother, Top Chef: Just Desserts, Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Hell’s Kitchen, The Bachelor, The Amazing Race, America’s Next Top Model, The Apprentice, Project Runway