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moeby asked:hey, hyde. what’s the best way to prank, and consequentially burn, someone on their birthday?? thanks, man!
Hey, moeby. Long time, no talk, man.
Best way to burn someone on their birthday is to ignore the birthday completely, but that’s not as fun as pulling an actual prank.
We had a circle in Forman’s basement and came up with a couple of things, but I don’t vouch for how cool or lame they are. We were flyin’
and some of us still are.Forman said you should gift-wrap a penny then put it in a small box. Wrap that and put it in a bigger box. Keep on going ‘til you’ve got a huge present. When your birthday victim opens it up, he’ll grow more and more disappointed until he discovers his actual present.
I’d wear a pair of goggles, though, ‘cause he might chuck the penny at your face afterward.
Jackie said you should throw a party for yourself on that day, demand presents for yourself, and invite the birthday victim. Yeah… okay.
Fez thinks you should buy the birthday victim a present you know he wouldn’t like but something you want. So when you see the disappointed look on his face, you can take the present back with apologies and then you’ve got a ton of candy. “A-burn”? I’m not saying that crap, Fez.
Kelso thinks you should set the guy on actual fire then shout, “Burn!” at him.
Don’t listen to Kelso.
And Donna doesn’t want you to burn this guy at all—unless he’s an asshole.
For me, it all depends on the kind of person you wanna burn. You should tailor the burn to his personality, man. Something that would piss off Forman wouldn’t piss of Kelso.
BEST. ADVICE. EVER. Thanks Hyde!
if it’s according to personality, i think Eric’s suggestion just might work fine! 8D off to the box shop!